Cliché
last
year I saw probably the most boring film
in the world set
in a converted mansion - lots
of slamming pine doors and
- we are told by the Director on
stage after the showing - throbbing with sexual tension last
month I ate probably the tastiest meal
in the world - the curry was
hugely to mention - at
the next table sat a blond
with hair extensions and
a bald guy on a stiff pension - claiming
vindaloo sexual tension last
week I talked to probably the best Hamlet
in the world eating pizza between
shows – he said that to act in
a play of such complex dimension he
had to have a mozzarella to
keep up the sexual tension (with
the whole cast) last
night I met probably the most daring explorer
in the world - a
mind of focussed intention in
a state of jet lagged suspension - he
assured me (what
a relief) that
at the North Pole there
is no sexual tension Liz
Callingham |