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London 2015
...look, here's the thing
OK, the frig is silver
but now it's gotta be red
(and Smeg)
that corner's just not cool
take down that wall and
while you're at it
make room for that
Cerutti (what a beauty)
coffee maker,
a diva of a gadget!
this kitchen needs
a slinky sink
(no retro for we metros)
fix a Poggenpol
and put it nearer to
those bubbly drinks!
as for that chopping block
it has to go
far too artisinal
for this se-pul-chral show.
it's cased in marble?
send (maybe tunnel)
east for more
we're talking temples here
this scheme does not do timid
I'm not on the skids
I'm thinking blinking pyramids!
and want to know why
I've redone this kitchen three times
in a year?
because I show who I am
(everybody loves me, baby)
and I can! I can! I can!
Liz Callingham